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Good God! Be careful with that water!

Anyway, how come the question "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" is never answered realistically, by a bunch of pissed-off, tapped-out infertile women? No, it's always some annoying 33-year-old so-called "mother of four." Listen, lady, you already have kids. You don't need to be a millionaire, okay? You have no RE in your life whom you're obligated to send on vacation. WE WANT TO BE MILLIONAIRES, dammit, so that - like Brooke Shields - we can pay for seven IVF cycles.



Ha ha! I just hope you didn't sing along...

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